Feb 15
You are currently on the computer at night and hear a noise. →
( ) Is a Demon from hell that came to kill me!
(x) MY MOTHER WOKE UP!
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Feb 04
so my dad told me there was something for me as an apology for the status above.
i go into the kitchen & see a box of wonderful cookies!
right? WRONG. i open the fucking box & my dad drew a freaking troll face & put it inside an EMPTY box.BITCH WHAT THE FUCK.
What a boss.
parenting: you’re doing it right.
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Feb 01
Reblog if your URL doesn’t have the word ‘mermaid’, ‘angel’, ‘hipster’, ‘cunt, ‘unicorn’, ‘nigger’, ‘faggot’, ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ in it.
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Feb 01
I am the type of person who starts to tear up because of high frustration.
;o; so accurate
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Jan 30
I am Mat Salleh. I love Malaysia.. I like to eat the…
HAHAHAHAHAHAH TOLONGJANGAN GENG DENGAN APIT, LOL APIT.
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